How to Have
A
Threesome
This Weekend
By Our Friend, Suzy Bauer, "THE Threesome Queen"
Is
It Really Possible?
You bet it is!!!
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Before I get started, let me ask you one question: IF and I mean IF... indeed
this report contains the “secret formula” to have a threesome this weekend, what
do you think will be the highest amount horny people will pay for it?
Between
$100.00 and $500.00
Between
$500.00 and $1000.00
Between
$1000.00 and $2000.00
More
What ever your answer, you can be sure the information I’m about to share with
you is VERY VALUABLE!
I believe in practical stuff! I’m not theoretical AT ALL! And I’m sure that’s
exactly what you want right? So let’s get to the “juicy” stuff right away…
Now, what good is a formula if you don’t use it?
WARNING: This Ebooklet
is about speed not consequences!
Consequences???
What do you mean Consequences???
Yes consequences…
There’s BY FAR more to having a threesome than getting 1 dick and 2 pussies
together!
Recently I conducted a survey on my http://www.stepbystepthreesome.com
site and found some really interesting information:
17%
of the people looking for information on how to have a threesome are single
women.
32%
are bi-curious women already in a relationship.
41%
are men already in a relationship.
8%
are single men interested in seducing 2 women and
2%
are single men looking for information on how to seduce a couple!
In the survey I also asked people to tell me what exactly they wanted to know
about threesome sex and here’s what they’ve answered:
33%
wants to know
how to convince their partners!
24%
wants to know
how to deal with jealousy
21%
wants to know
where to meet women open for 3 way sex
13%
wants to know
how to seduce women for a threesome
The rest mentioned several other issues like: How to deal with the morning
after, questions about STD’s and hygiene, actual threesome techniques and sex
positions, bisexuality amongst men and women, etc.
In my Step by Step Threesome manual
I cover at great lengths each and every single one of the issues above
but in this Ebooklet, I will only cover the subject of “HOW TO HAVE A THREESOME
AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE”.
SO, coming back to the “consequences”…
Even though a lot of people want to have a threesome many of them are not
psychologically or emotionally prepared for it.
In this report, you’re going to learn how to have a threesome so fast you’ll
leave “skid marks” BUT if you really want to be fully prepared to start having
threesomes, I suggest you get your hands on my Step by Step Threesome manual!
Let’s get the ball rolling…
Allow me to start “slow” and I will increase speed and momentum as we continue
o.k.?
As I do not know if you’ve ever had a threesome or not, I’m going to assume
you’re a newbie to this fantasy so let’s start from the very basics:
(If you got already experience be patient, I’ve got a lot of great stuff
coming!)
Recruiting a Candidate
Threesomes are much like bungee jumping. If you walk down the street trying to
recruit a bungee jumping partner, you’re bound to get very frustrated! Even if
you offer large sums of money, many people will turn you down.
If your life depended on it and you really had to get a bungee jumping
recruit, you’d probably end up snatching someone off the street, threatening him
or her; handcuffing them and dragging them to the top of the crane... even if
all goes well, after the jump you’d likely be arrested and sued for all you’re
worth.
If you concentrate on those who hate bungee jumping, you’ll fail. The trick is
to
find someone who wants to jump and then make it easy for that person to
join you. This is exactly how you should recruit for your threesome; find
those who are interested and make it easy for them to join you.
There are specifically 8 different types of women who’ll very likely be open for
a
threesome, in this Ebooklet; I’m going to talk only about candidates 2 of
them BECAUSE you already possibly know at least one of them…
People marry for a variety of reasons. Most, however, don’t find the perfect
mate. It’s not uncommon to see couples growing apart emotionally. Many remain
together for a various number of reasons.
Unhappy wives are in desperate need of intimacy, and you and your partner as
responsible hedonists could be willing to provide that to a lady in need. In
return she’ll happily make your fantasy come true. So if you know someone that
you fancy and who’s in these circumstances, you may have a candidate already!
Some time ago
while having a conversation with a friend of ours, Karl made a very interesting
discovery...
Our friend has a
12 year old daughter, and she was telling us how hard it is for her to find men
to go out with. I was simply being supportive and nodding, however suddenly I
saw Karl's face illuminating and looking at me with his really naughty look. I
could hardly concentrate on what my friend was saying, because I knew Karl was
up to something...
After my friend
left, Karl told me; Suzy; do you realize than more than 70% of the women we have
seduced are single mothers?
I thought for a
while and said; mmm, that's interesting! After a long conversation with him, I
gathered all the notes of our brainstorm session and compiled them here for
you...
It's sad but
true. According to Karl, most guys realize that dating single mums has its
complications. Guys are aware of it, and they are overly cautious when dating
single mothers.
For starters,
single mothers are first and foremost dedicated to their children, (as it should
be). Most guys realize that they'll never be the "top priority" in their lives.
So they play their cards very carefully!
When they go
out, she's going to have to find a babysitter for the kids. Most times she can't
afford to do this too often, so their "outings" are going to be limited.
So, instead of
getting a baby sitter, she'll begin to include the kids in their time together.
Suddenly he'll be paying for meals, theatre tickets, plane trips, and any other
expense that come up while they are together...
In short, unless
he's just dying to have a pre-made family, he will sooner rather than later end
the relationship, leaving the poor single mum broken hearted.
After the
relationship ends, a new problem starts: Nobody loves a parade. Most
single mums agree; they prefer their children NOT to see them with different
guys. So, they either stop dating for a while or they will 'hide' their dates
from their kids, until the relationship has progressed enough to introduce the
kids to 'mummy's boyfriend' all over again...
To add insult to
injury, many single mums will tend to be on their early or mid thirties. This
means that they are at their sexual peak. Meaning; single mums will have
a tendency to go to the horny side of the scale to say the least!
O.k. Now,
you've seen the challenges they face, right?
Here's how you
as a couple can help a single mum and at the same time make your fantasy come
true...
If you happen to
know or meet a single mum, keep the following criteria in mind:
She has
difficulties on the dating department, she is on her peak sexual years, and
possibly she has not had her nooky in months, or even years. So, she'll welcome
any opportunity!
It couldn't get
better than this! You know now that she'll be ready and willing!
Arrange and pay
for a whole night baby sitter, prepare your seduction in a way that you will
make her feel like a queen. Make her feel loved, desired and cherished. Pamper
her, massage her, focus 100% of your attention on her and trust me, she will
love you for it!
She will be
eternally thankful and
best of all you will not break her heart!
The most
incredible thing is that by simply being aware of this, you can develop
many friendships with other single mums and you can enjoy threesome sex with
them also!
In fact we have
3 single mum friends with whom we enjoy threesome sex once in a while. In fact
with two of them I also enjoy intimate moments without Karl being present.
In our eyes
single mums are great candidates to enjoy threesome sex!
Suzy, I Don’t Know Any Unhappy Housewives
or Any Single Mum’s, what do I do?
Here’s my
answer to that question is: GO ONLINE!
The only
disadvantage with this is that it may take a little bit longer to recruit a
candidate… BUT I’m going to tell you exactly how to speed up the process:
I’m going to
tell you about a site that will literally BLOW YOUR MIND!
Inside this
site you'll find many EAGER, HORNY women, ready and willing to join you in a
threesome!
YES! I'm
serious.
A few months
ago, I was watching T.V. and I suddenly saw an advertisement for a website for
women who were dissatisfied with their sex lives!
As I'm really
curious, I signed up and decided to give it a try....
BOY was I in
for a wonderful surprise! Literally hundreds of women advertising for one night
stands and uncomplicated sexual encounters!
I'm talking
about desperate housewives who want to have an affair and are open for virtually
anything!
This is where
you come in. If you're open minded enough (as I think you are) and discreet
enough, I can honestly tell you: This site is a GOLD MINE of threesome
possibilities!
My intent is
not to encourage extramarital affairs, but hey, you wanted to
meet women open
for a threesome and have uncomplicated sex, right?
Besides, trust
me if you don't help these desperate housewives SOMEONE
ELSE WILL!
Here’s what I
want you to do: Click on the link below to open this site in your browser
I’ll share with you a BIG secret: In my experience
E-V-E-R-Y
man and
E-V-E-R-Y
woman will engage in a threesome IF you know how to get them across their
threshold!
Let me give you an analogy to further explain this concept:
A friend of mine, who happens to be a private pilot, once invited me flying
on a single engine aircraft…
We got all geared up got on board and after starting the engine she started
taxiing the aircraft towards the runway… suddenly, just before the runway we
heard the air traffic controller saying: “November Sierra Yankee, hold-short of
runway one-seven” and my friend replied: “Sierra Yankee, holding- short of
runway one seven”…
I had no clue what this “radio babble” meant besides that “Sierra Yankee” was
the registration of the aircraft, but I noticed that my friend stopped just
before entering the runway and remained there until the air traffic controller
said: “Sierra Yankee” you’re clear for take off! Then she released the brakes,
engaged the engine in full throttle and within seconds we were airborne!
I’m telling you this story because it’s a perfect analogy for threesome
seduction:
Let me explain:
Your goal is to “take off” and have a threesome” right? The problem is; before
you can “take off”, you need to “taxi” the aircraft (in this case your
candidate) to the runway…
Very few aircraft will take off without a runway! (Yes there are some that do)
Same is with threesomes…
Very few women will LOGICALLY think on participating on a threesome…
HOWEVER, if you “taxi” them to the runway, keep their engine running and make
them “hold short” before “take-off” ANY woman will be open to participate on a
threesome! GUARANTEED!!!
Remember:
Humans beings are VERY sexual, it’s part of our instincts, and the sudden urge
to have sex can hit in a heart beat if you know what to do.
In chapter 10 inside my Step by Step Threesome manual I include very specific
instructions and tactics on how to “taxi” woman into the “sex runway” and then I
show you what YOU need to do so they’ll cross the “threshold” by themselves!
Let me share with you an example of how one of my students used this strategy to
seduce 2 women into having a threesome:
If you’re a
single guy, read this example carefully and make some notes on the strategy
Antoine used to seduce two gals. O.k.?
Some time ago
Antoine attended a business convention in Nice, France and used my threshold
strategy to seduce 2 ladies.
Here’s his
field report:
On the first
day of the convention, Eveline met Monique, who happened to work for one of her
competitors; she also met me, as I work for one of her vendors.
Eveline and Monique met, quite by accident, in the elevator, and they liked each
other right away. Monique is quite lovely with almond shaped green eyes, long,
flowing brown hair, and a wide, soft mouth that screams sensuality.
She's tall,
with a beautiful figure. By contrast, Eveline is only five foot four, 54kg’s,
short brown hair, and blue eyes. They made an interesting pair as they walked
around talking with various groups and attending the convention.
Monique and Eveline, agreed, to have dinner together and by coincidence I
happened to be in the same restaurant waiting for a table…
They both
remembered me from my seminar presentations, they remembered my sense of humor
and how I had them laughing in no time. When they heard that I was dining alone
they invited me to their table. I felt honored to share my dinner with two good
looking chicks. (I knew I had a potential opportunity for a threesome)
After dinner,
the three of us walked back to the hotel, enjoying the warm evening air. As we
rode up in the elevator, I invited them to my room, saying jokingly that that I
wouldn't try any more company sales presentations. Monique looked at Eveline,
and both nodded, so they both decided to go to my room…
(Antoine
started taxiing… lol!)
In my room, I had some wine which I poured for the three of us.
We sat down and talked more about general things. Eveline needed to use the
bathroom, and when she came out, Monique and I were sitting on the end of the
large bed, so Eveline looked for some sign that would indicate we wanted to be
alone, and seeing no signal, she sat down and joined in the conversation.
I manipulated
the conversation to go from dancing, to bikinis, and
eventually to nudity. Eveline found herself getting moist, listening to me
describe a clothing-optional club I knew in the French Riviera…
The idea of walking out of your hotel room, naked, seemed to stir some deep
desire in Eveline, and she found herself getting more and more aroused.
(Further
taxiing! Now he’s got them close to the threshold!)
Monique was talking about bikinis being sexier than full nudity, as there was
something left to the imagination. I replied that I found tan-lines, or a lack
of them, a great turn on.
"You mean like
this?" Monique asked, opening her blouse and showing them the tan line over her
shoulder. Monique’s tan was nice and even, except where her fair skin had been
covered by a thin string of a bikini top. I stared and then smiled…
"Uhmmm, yes." I said. "You have a very nice tan." Monique was from the Saint
Tropez area, so it didn't surprise Eveline. Monique looked at her then, and
asked if Eveline was naturally tan. She had a very nice tan, which she worked on
the whole summer, and kept up by visiting a tanning salon. "No." she replied. "I
had to work hard at mine."
One of the
benefits of where she lives is that her backyard is very private and she can
sunbathe nude without worry. I asked if I could see her tan line like Monique's,
for a comparison.
She hesitated a
little, as she sunbathed nude in her back yard and in the salon; she didn't have
any tan lines like Monique. She explained us that she didn't have any tan lines,
which caused them both to raise their eyebrows.
"Do you have a place to sunbathe nude?" Monique asked. And Eveline replied
yes, and explained how she kept her tan.
Using the
techniques I learnt from on Suzy’s Threesome manual, I persuaded them to remove
their tops. They both wore bras, and neither of them thought it was that big of
a deal. When Monique opened the front of her blouse my eyes widened, and Eveline
felt excited.
(Antoine has
the girls “holding-short”)
My eyes were
glued to Monique’s breasts, and Eveline looked too. Monique's bra was very sheer
and they could both clearly see her dark nipples through the fabric.
Monique slid her shoulder straps down, showing off the tan lines and Eveline
followed immediately - no tan lines.
Monique looked at Eveline, and smiled, saying that she wished she could get
tan like Eveline did. Monique was very moist, and her panties were clinging to
her. Eveline was excited by her closeness and her beauty. So I stood up and
Opened my
shirt, exposing, just below my belt, the contrast of my tan.
Eveline asked
if my legs were tanned too, and instead of pulling up my trouser leg, I undid my
pants and let them drop to the floor. Yes, my legs were very tan, but what
caught their attention was the bulge in my crotch, pressing against the briefest
briefs they’d ever seen.
The briefs I wore that day were black and very much like a jock-strap. They
covered, barely, my crotch, and had a piece of fabric that covered my behind
like a skimpy bikini covers a woman’s. The two girls could see the tan lines
from the swimsuit I normally wore. According to Eveline she could feel her
nipples harden and her pussy getting wet too.
Monique remembered I said tan lines could be sexier than a bikini, and now she
dared me to show them. I looked at Eveline and shrugged, then slid my shorts
down around my ankles and stood up. Monique and Eveline gasped quietly when I
stood.
I have to
admit; my dick isn’t the biggest, or thickest, but when my half-hard cock began
to grow stiff in front of their eyes, both girls seemed to be drawn towards it.
(Eveline and Monique got the “sudden sexual urge”, released their brakes and
rapidly engaged their sexual engine in full throttle and they are ready for
takeoff! Antoine was successful in taxiing them and now they crossed the
threshold on their own!)
I stepped out
of my pants and briefs, and quickly, Monique and Eveline began dropping their
skirts. Now it was all out in the open, the veiled phrases
were unnecessary. Sex is what we all were thinking of, and both wanted
my penis in their hands…
We all moved together, Monique and Eveline removing my shirt, while
my hands were caressing both ladies. My hands caressed across Eveline’s
chest, and I seemed to be fascinated by her even tan.
Since Eveline
is only a 32B, my interest in her breasts excited her, having expected me to go
for Monique's larger chest.
Both Monique
and Eveline still wore pantyhose, and panties. So, I began to remove Monique’s
pantyhose, doing it smoothly and gracefully. Naked, Monique is breath taking.
Her sensual curves are accented by her tan-lines, making her look even sexier.
I kissed her
small bush, which she had shaved into a tiny triangle for her suit. Monique
surprised Eveline by turning her and beginning to remove her pantyhose. While I
helped in the other side, and Monique knelt as Eveline stepped out of them.
Monique looked
up, and her face was inches away from her pussy, and her hot breath turned
Eveline on more and more. Her eyes told her the truth and Eveline put her hand
on her head gently, and she leaned forward, kissing her pussy and snaking her
tongue over her clit. That sent a shiver through Eveline’s body, and she rocked
her pelvis forward, but Monique stopped, standing up and smiling timidly at her.
We all climbed into the big bed, and I pulled Eveline on top of me, so that she
would straddle my mouth. Monique began to kiss my chest and stomach and Eveline
lowered her pussy to my lips. Monique worked her way down and I was giving
Eveline terrific head. By the time Monique had my penis in her mouth; Eveline
was close to her own climax.
Eveline watched as Monique took the entire length of my shaft down her
mouth and throat, her lips against the base of my erect penis. She began to suck
me in long, deep strokes, and my tongue was driving Eveline into a lusty frenzy,
as she neared orgasm.
Monique had
stretched out between my legs and Eveline could see her creamy white butt
against her deep tan and she started to feel like running her hands over her
behind. Eveline leaned towards her, and my tongue found again her clit, and
Eveline had a loud orgasm!
Monique was still deep-throating me when Eveline recovered, lying on her
back next to them. She looked at Eveline and stopped sucking me; "Looks like
he gives good head." She smiled. Eveline replied, "Uh-HUH!” feeling weak and
sexy.
Monique
suggested they switch and Eveline moved over as she sat on my face. I'm not as
good as Monique, Eveline said being able to take only about half of my penis
into her mouth.
Eveline moved
down between my legs, and began to enjoy my penis. I began moving My hips up and
down as Eveline licked.
Monique leaned down and began to suck also my erect penis while both girls were
getting very hot. Eveline pushed my penis towards Monique and both sucked me,
Monique held it and leaned towards Eveline, and both kissed, their tongues
briefly sliding over each other, while they were sharing my erected penis.
Monique
sat up and asked Eveline if she wanted the first ride, so she
climbed on top
of me and I began pumping my cock in and out fast, making her come quickly,
while Monique rode my face and sucked Eveline’s nipples.
Eveline had
her hands on her nice full breasts, pinching Monique’s nipples too.
Monique wanted
to ride me also so they began to swap, but I wanted to take Her from behind, so
she knelt and he got behind her, grabbing her hips and Slamming my penis deep
inside her.
Monique pushed
Eveline down and began to suck her pussy, as I thrusted her from behind, Eveline
could feel her face bump against her. Monique used her tongue on her clit and
her fingers inside her helping her come three times.
I suggested that they traded places, and Eveline knelt while Monique sixty-nined
with her. I filled Eveline just right and he began pulling her behind back onto
my hard penis. Eveline spread Monique’s legs and began to lick her juices.
Eveline was
going wild, shoving her fingers deep inside her. I was getting ready to come.
Suddenly, my cock seemed to swell and I rammed it deep, hitting bottom and
making Eveline gasp. Then he began to come.
After a short break the sensual, erotic and tender session repeated four times
that night until the three collapsed exhausted to sleep in each others arms
having me in the middle. :-)
After reading this field report, I’m sure you understand the importance of
knowing how to “taxi” women to the threshold don’t you!
To finalize
this report, I’m including a strategy I use whenever my hubby and I feel like
having a threesome one night stand!!!
There’s less
“taxiing to do the warming up or the foreplay has been already done for you and
having a threesome this way is the fastest I know!!!
“How to Have a Threesome in 30 Minutes”
As my last point/strategy teaching you how to have a threesome as quickly as
possible, I’m going to teach you one of my “Threesome P.U.A” Strategies…
But before I do, let me ask you a question: Have you ever heard of “Style”,
“The Player”, Tyler Darden or Derek Vitalo?
If you have GREAT! If not let me tell you who these guys are: These guys are
real life P.U.As (Pick up Artists)!
With the exception of “Style” (Neil Strauss) Author of “The Game, Penetrating
the Secret Society of Pick up Artists”, these guys regularly conduct P.U.A live
seminars carried in cities around the world where they teach guys how to pick up
women LIVE in bars and other venues!
Their techniques are really impressive and effective, in fact my hubby and I
have used some of them several times to seduce women for our 3 way one night
stand pick ups!
These guys will teach you how to approach, charm and seduce a woman in literally
minutes!
I’ve seen how these guys teach absolute chumps how to make out with a woman
they’ve just met in
less than 15 minutes!
If I will be conducting a weekend threesome pick up seminar in your city and
you’ll be one of the participants and you’ll ask me: What’s the fastest way to
pick up a woman for a threesome?
Most likely I will answer: “Male Strip Show”!
YES a male strip show!
No I’m not crazy…
It’s in these places where my hubby and I have picked up women for threesome sex
in the fastest way possible…
In fact, one day we had
a threesome 30minutes after meeting a gorgeous girl!
(That’s our record time)
One thing you
need to understand is that females (me included) are a weird species!
I swear! You'll
never seen women so out of control as you'll see them in a
male strip
club! It's absolutely hilarious... (And a fantastic way to get women for a
three-way-one night-stand!)
Normally male
strip shows are "standing room only" and it's not strange that these clubs turn
away women trying to get in! Before the show starts, women drink a lot (to get
in the mood) and they normally become unruly.
During the show
RAUNCHY male strippers get women screaming and squealing with delight during
their no holds-barred strip show and normally calm and sophisticated women go
absolutely wild for the well-oiled muscle
men whose
performance lasts for not longer than 90 minutes!
It is hard to
explain but every woman goes HOG WILD!
Twenty-five
dollars gets you into this den of female delight, and another twenty buys a turn
at the "hot seat"-- (an audience member's chance to participate in one of the
sexy stage shows.) In the meantime, a slew of hard-bodies cater to an eager
crowd below, with strokes, kisses and back-rubs.
Usually, after
the male dancers are finished their performance, other guys are then allowed to
enter the club. And by that time, the male strippers have gotten the women so
worked up; they pretty much have done all the foreplay for you.
These dancers
seldom have sex with any of the women from the audience. (Although I've seen it
happen) They're just like female erotic performers. Most of them are not
interested in having sex with their audience... they're mostly interested in
extracting as much money from them as they can.
Besides, a lot
of these male dancers are not interested in their audience simply because
they're gay.
Simply imagine
this situation: A woman has just watched 90 minutes of an erotic male
performance by some of the best looking hunks she's ever seen. And don't
forget... she's hot, partly drunk and HORNY as hell and her inhibitions have
flown
Out the window.
In other words...
She's Raring To
Go!
Believe it or not, sometimes these women are so hot and excited; they're
ready to jump the first set of bones they lay eyes on. And where are these
"first set of bones"? Patiently waiting right outside the door of the club while
his wife is already inside spotting possible threesome candidates! Being a
little bit daring male strip bars are a 'gold mine' for finding willing
one-night-stand three way candidates!
If you want a
sure way to sell a lot of food, go to wherever it is where there are a lot of
people half starved because they haven't eaten for a day and a half. By the same
token, if all you want is a wild time, doesn't it make sense to go to the
nearest place with the highest concentration of hot, horny women who are
eager to have sex... because... they've just been sexually excited out of
their minds by a group of gorgeous men? A group of men who are truly experts at
getting women excited and then leaving them frustrated?
Just think
about it. I've just given THE secret where to find candidates tonight for a
three-way-one-night-stand ... while... at the same time... you are performing a
public service for desperate, needy, attractive women!
Here's a link
to a website called Party Hardcore where you can see I'm not exaggerating!
You'll see how WILD women actually get!
Bonus Tip:
Another “well kept secret” of finding candidates is during a “HEN” night as they
call it in England or a Bachelorette party. In fact many girls going to male
strip shows are celebrating a bachelorette party! Mind you don’t try to seduce
the “bride-to-be” lol!
Below there's a
link for the most famous of these joints in the Western World "Chippendales".
Have a look and you can get a nice impression of what you can expect. Mind you
this is a very “UPSCALE” show but you still see women getting really wild!
I hope you have
found this information useful! I want to remind you that this is ONLY the “tip
of the iceberg”. This is about 3% of the secrets that I share with you inside
my Step by Step Threesome manual…
Don’t you think
is worth giving it a try? Remember there’s ZERO risk for 90 days!
Click on the
following link to get your hands on your own copy:
